Article: 78440 of rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!Austria.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!math.ohio-state.edu!jussieu.fr!univ-lyon1.fr!ghost.dsi.unimi.it!mirage.unipv.it!jetai.unipv.it!joe From: joe@jetai.unipv.it (Giovanni Bossi) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Famous last words Date: 15 May 1995 08:03:59 GMT Organization: Pavia University Lines: 54 Message-ID: <3p71tf$otk@mirage.unipv.it> NNTP-Posting-Host: jetai.unipv.it X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Re-reading a very ooold number of Dragon magazine, I found someting very intersting which I forgotten.... The Famous Last Words (Players say the funniest thing before they die) Last nigth i was playing with my low-level group,and my figther beast-rider come out with a wonderful Last Word: "Whoa,I made the called shot and removed the component belt of the Conjurer!!" (Said before an Hobgoblin summoned by the Conjurer cut off his head) Some old ones, by my high level group were : "And who can stop us ???" (Said to a Pit fiend by a ninth-level wizard,before he stroke him with a ligthing bolt and killed him) "I throw down the door." (Behind the door there was an ancient blue dragon that breathed and killed all the group) "Take this,dirty Hydra !!!" (The warrior in question was standing in a crystal corridor floating 60 feet high,and the Hydra was on a ledge near him.The blow of the warrior sword destroyed the corridor and he met his death striking the floor.) If you got some other famous last words,please post'em !!!! (I have forgotten one thing: I like'em so much 'cause I'm the D.M. !!!) |"""""| ( @ @ ) .-----------------------.oooO----(_)----Oooo.--------------------. | | | **** I Am Giovanni Bossi **** | | **** **** | | **** University of Pavia **** | | **** Jetai Italia vice-president **** | | **** **** | | **** Address: joe@jetai.unipv.it **** | | **** Email: giovanni@odino.unipv.it **** | | | | .oooO | | ( ) Oooo. | .--------------------------\ (---( )---------------------------. \_) ) / (_/ Article: 78441 of rec.games.frp.dnd Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!Austria.EU.net!EU.net!news.sprintlink.net!demon!doc.news.pipex.net!pipex!sunic!sunic.sunet.se!umdac!cs.umu.se!dpjfk From: dpjfk@cs.umu.se (Jan-Olof Flink) Subject: Famous last words Message-ID: Originator: dpjfk@klein.cs.umu.se Sender: news@cs.umu.se (News Administrator) Organization: Dept. of Computing Science, Umea Univ., 901 87 Umea, Sweden Date: Sat, 13 May 1995 19:13:33 GMT Lines: 6 Heard from a fighter thief: This is a wimpy dungeon. /JFK Article: 78569 of rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!swidir.switch.ch!univ-lyon1.fr!jussieu.fr!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!ix.netcom.com!netnews From: bfields@ix.netcom.com (Bryan Fields) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Re: Famous last words Date: 16 May 1995 05:04:49 GMT Organization: Netcom Lines: 8 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3p9bph$6r8@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: ix-den6-30.ix.netcom.com Said to a dwarven troubleshooter searching a room: "Oh, come on Thorvald, get on with it. Who's going to trap their underwear drawer?" This was right before the dwarf set off a bear trap under some nightshirts. It took his arm off just above the elbow. Article: 78598 of rec.games.frp.dnd Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!swidir.switch.ch!univ-lyon1.fr!jussieu.fr!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!news.nic.surfnet.nl!ruu.nl!usenet From: edwardl@xs4all.nl (Edward T. Laauwen) Subject: Re: Famous last words Message-ID: <1995May16.130005.8579@cc.ruu.nl> Sender: usenet@cc.ruu.nl Organization: Darkwood Publishing X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent v0.55 References: (none) Date: Tue, 16 May 1995 12:59:16 GMT Lines: 6 Any kender: "Ooops !" Edward. Article: 78623 of rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!swidir.switch.ch!univ-lyon1.fr!jussieu.fr!math.ohio-state.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!spool.mu.edu!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!uhog.mit.edu!news.mtholyoke.edu!news.umass.edu!gauss.ummed.edu!umassmed.UMMED.EDU!jrogers From: jrogers@umassmed.UMMED.EDU (Jeff S Rogers grdstu) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Re: Famous last words Date: 16 May 1995 16:05:06 GMT Organization: University of Massachusetts Medical Center, Worcester, MA 01655 Lines: 28 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3paifi$s62@gauss.ummed.edu> References: <3p9bph$6r8@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: umassmed.ummed.edu A group of adventurers were examining a throne chair of a long dead Fighter Lord. It detected as magical. The mage/thief, a half-elf, who was incredibly narcissic, decided to sit in the throne, to test it's powers. The wise cleric: "Burdock, I wouldn't sit down. We don't know what might happen." The Mage thief guffawed. "Old man, this is a throne chair, it isn't trapped, and its magic will only be discovered by Identifying it, which requires I to touch it. What, do you expect it to get up and gallop away?" When Burdock sat in the chair, it transformed into a Nightmare that immediately gallopped across the room, into a wall as it shifted to the Ethereal plane. To this day, Burdock is still believed to be wildly riding a Nightmare for eternity. This happened in a tournament dungeon at ORCCON in Anaheim, CA in 1982. It precipitated a good laugh with the players.. -- jrogers@umassmed.ummed.edu "Wally, if you put a wig in the mailbox, does it go to heaven?" -The Beaver -- Quia pulver et in pulverem reverteris.... Article: 78720 of rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!swidir.switch.ch!univ-lyon1.fr!jussieu.fr!math.ohio-state.edu!scipio.cyberstore.ca!skypoint.com!news3.mr.net!mr.net!tccn.com!suzie.tccn.com!6839 From: 6839@tccn.com (James Cleary) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Re: Famous last words Date: 17 May 1995 03:43:22 GMT Organization: Twin Cities Computer Network Lines: 9 Distribution: world Message-ID: <3pbrcq$e9n@jeeves.tccn.com> References: <3p9bph$6r8@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> <3paifi$s62@gauss.ummed.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: suzie.tccn.com X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] "I'll give her a _proper_ Christian burial." -- Cleric who worshipped Thor, speaking about slain orc. -- ************************************************************************ * Charles Fort never mentioned wombats . . . * ************************************************************************ Article: 81601 of rec.games.frp.dnd Path: news.tuwien.ac.at!newsfeed.ACO.net!Austria.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!news.ksu.ksu.edu!not-for-mail From: sherlock@ksu.ksu.edu (A wandering maniac...) Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd Subject: Re: Famous....words Date: 6 Jun 1995 16:56:18 -0500 Organization: Kansas State University Lines: 17 Message-ID: <3r2iu2$ppp@cbs.ksu.ksu.edu> References: <3pjl0d$19s@newsbf02.news.aol.com>,<3qn6mt$r0r@gpo.gb.swissbank.com> <3qt0sk$m3q@nomad.urich.edu> <3qu28p$4ik@urvile.MSUS.EDU> NNTP-Posting-Host: cbs.ksu.ksu.edu X-Newsreader: NN version 6.5.0 #2 (NOV) True story, this... Fleeing a mob of misled but still very angry townsmen, the party comes across a pit left there by a seemingly harmless Earthquake earlier. Unable to go around, we are forced to leap. The last one left on the wrong side is a dwarf in chain mail. Grinning and speaking his trademark, "Who wants to live forever?" (which, actually, has got him out of a lot of hard places), he jumps still wearing the mail. His rolls show him making it across, JUST BARELY. He sighs in relief, and says (RL), "That was close! I thought the weight from my chain mail would be my downfall!" Which he did, after the forced second roll... -- sherlock@ksu.ksu.edu - Founder and President of the George Stark Fan Club. Famous Last Words: "QUICK! How does one UNsummon a Demon Lord???" Mors Janua Vitae -- Death is the gateway to eternal life. MISCLAIMER: The opinions above are mine. Do you have a probelm with them? Good. Date: Mon, 08 Feb 1999 16:56:54 -0400 From: j_isenor To: alex@complang.tuwien.ac.at Subject: Famous Last Words This one was too good not to share. From the dialogue, you can guess what happened. Grand Master of Asssasins to 6th level PC: Are you threatening me? 6th level PC to Grand Master of Assasins: Yeah, I'm threatening you. Date: Mon, 08 Feb 1999 16:59:13 -0400 From: j_isenor To: alex@complang.tuwien.ac.at Subject: More Famous last words "Don't worry, I have a plan..."