Intel Inside

"Intel Inside!,"
	Intel vied, 
	with ample pride
	world wide
	in guide
	"Proven and tried!".

"Intel Inside!"
	Budgets sighed;
	millions buyed; 
	RISC sales dried
	like ancient bride.

"Intel Inside?"
	Can't divide!
	Scientists cried,
	fit to be tied,
	and numbers fried.

"Intel Inside?"
	Can't divide!!
	Pi's pied
	when FDIV died
	and accuracy denied.

"Intel Inside?"
	Can't divide?
	Executives hide
	from "outside"
	during Intel bide
	on warranty decide.

"Intel Inside?"
	Can't divide?!!
	See "Thalidomide".
	(Taken for a ride.)

Intel lied.